So who the heck are you and why should I care?

Keith is...

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Yes, a legend in his own mind, and just technical enough to get you in some really deep trouble. In real life he's quite a bit less dark and blurry.

Pssst.... say a bit more
Like what?
You know a tiny biography
*sigh* alright.

I was born. There's been quite a bit of controversy over that statment and not more than a few reasearch projects to establish its veracity. Regardless of my questionable origins I was raised by a loving and caring family for many years. I'm the most normal person I know - nuclear family, no abuse, good grades, etc.

Other than being a geek's geek, I try to be a good husband and father and an adequate chef. In my spare time my mind is a lint collector for various useless pieces of information. Do you know what that little thing that holds the end of your shoelace is called? I do. That's just one of millions of pieces of junk information my brian stores, and free of charge!

This site started out as a way to boost my resume on webapps and has turned into it's own animal. I'm woefully behind on my blog software and infrastructure updates because screaming children take precedence over man pages. This site was originally located at saderfamily.org, but due to some asshat-ery of Register.com and Sedo I've had to re-christen it. If you have any questions, well that's to be expected.

Janet is...

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Married, mother of two, hair-stylist, domestic goddess, Sims 2 addict, all while coming to terms with leaving the religion of my birth and losing my blood family in the process.